Taco Bell

So I stopped at Taco Bell tonight during my lunchbreak and ordered an assortment of burritos from the value menu as I usually do. As I was diving in to my second or maybe third burrito I picked up a sauce and was just about to open it when I was struck with a serious moral dillemna. "I'm mildly retarded" was written on the front of the packet, only retarded was spelled with three r's... and they were all backwards... and somehow a 'w' had been snuck in the word as well. Somehow I just didn't have the heart to open that little packet up. On my way out of the dining room I tossed the packet back in with the other unopened packets and I thought to myself, "Man that little packet is destined for a lifelong career in the fast food industry."