What's up with this "pot" stuff?
I heard that the Supreme Court outlawed the use of medicinal marijuana. Hmm... that really makes me want to go smoke a left-handed cigarette (::brb::). In fact, I think I'm going to go eat a bowl of Captain Crunch and watch CNN Headline News for a few hours to see if all the hype is true.
Oh wait, Headline News runs on a half hour loop... man, this could take all day. Maybe I'll just watch "Puff the Magic Dragon", at least then I won't have to interpret all that darn symbolism in the modern media.
What's up with that "Supreme Court" anyway? They seem to think that they control how the law applies to everyone. What kind of god or monarch made them so "supreme" anyway? mmm.... Supreme... Taco Pizza... I think I'm going to review the dissenting opinions of Justices Sandra Day O'Connor, William Rehnquist and Clarence Thomas over a Happy Joe's Taco Supreme pizza. Maybe buffalo wings actually, and an olive pizza... yeah... mmmm...
Anyway, what were we talking about? Oh yeah, symbolism in the media... I think if the King wants to buy a dragon, he should. I think if the King doesn't want to buy a dragon, he shouldn't. I don't think the King should send his minions out to say that the "law of the land is that no man nor beast shall (cultivate or) EHERML (excuse me, had to clear my throat) possess dragons, even people who claim personal "medicinal" use." Obviously, dragons have their dangers, I know as well anyone after nearly being mauled by a dragon and his dreadlocked master over a half eaten bag of Doritos, you know how violent those hippies, I mean dragon owners, can be. But seriously, I feel that with the proper precautions, like no dragons operating motor vehicles or heavy machinery and no dragons perfoming brain surgery, heavy lifting or astrophysics, a happy-medium could be established.
I am proud to live in a country that protects individual liberty and the freedom of the individual to excercise those liberties so long as they don't harm all of the other wonderful and beautiful people that make up this city, state, country, earth and universe.
Free love...
Oh wait, Headline News runs on a half hour loop... man, this could take all day. Maybe I'll just watch "Puff the Magic Dragon", at least then I won't have to interpret all that darn symbolism in the modern media.
What's up with that "Supreme Court" anyway? They seem to think that they control how the law applies to everyone. What kind of god or monarch made them so "supreme" anyway? mmm.... Supreme... Taco Pizza... I think I'm going to review the dissenting opinions of Justices Sandra Day O'Connor, William Rehnquist and Clarence Thomas over a Happy Joe's Taco Supreme pizza. Maybe buffalo wings actually, and an olive pizza... yeah... mmmm...
Anyway, what were we talking about? Oh yeah, symbolism in the media... I think if the King wants to buy a dragon, he should. I think if the King doesn't want to buy a dragon, he shouldn't. I don't think the King should send his minions out to say that the "law of the land is that no man nor beast shall (cultivate or) EHERML (excuse me, had to clear my throat) possess dragons, even people who claim personal "medicinal" use." Obviously, dragons have their dangers, I know as well anyone after nearly being mauled by a dragon and his dreadlocked master over a half eaten bag of Doritos, you know how violent those hippies, I mean dragon owners, can be. But seriously, I feel that with the proper precautions, like no dragons operating motor vehicles or heavy machinery and no dragons perfoming brain surgery, heavy lifting or astrophysics, a happy-medium could be established.
I am proud to live in a country that protects individual liberty and the freedom of the individual to excercise those liberties so long as they don't harm all of the other wonderful and beautiful people that make up this city, state, country, earth and universe.
Free love...
posted by Zac @ 6/10/2005 11:41:00 PM
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