Skydiving SCUBA Fires

Most people have a pretty good idea of what they want to do when they grow up... sometimes people will tell me, "my dream is to be a doctor" or "I want to run in a marathon" or "I dream of being a house wife." Those are all pretty good dreams I guess, but not for me. I have decided that all I want to do when I grow, I mean my only dream is this...

My dream is to light a bunch of stuff on fire in an airplane, and then jump out of the plane and go skydiving... but not like regular skydiving, because I have a parachute and SCUBA gear on... then I parachute right into the ocean. But instead of stopping there, I SCUBA dive down to the ocean floor and chill with the fishies and stuff. And then I find a way to light stuff on fire while under water, or at least melt some stuff, like wax maybe, and make some cool designs. Then when I resurface, I get picked up by a helicopter and go bungee jumping off the side and just kind of bounce and dangle there as I'm getting dropped off at a nude beach to play tackle football with a bunch of naked girls. After we're done playing football, we light a big beach fire and then eat smores, so I can tell my new naked football friends all about my crazy adventure. This is also, coincidentally, a lot like I remember my first acid trip.